December 2009
3 posts
Boring Republicans . . .
So today I was at this meeting thing for teens in my school district. (I was attempting to be non specific about where I live, but heck I’m probably going to slip up pretty darn soon anyways.) At this meeting their was a guest speaker, from The ____________ ______ Courier. At first he didn’t bother me, until he unabashedly embraced his arrogance, and managed to slip in more than once...
your mum bought advance tickets to New Moon
Okay so I think I must be really immature, but i adore “your mom” jokes, and it is even funnier if your replace “mom” with ”mum” trust me! SO anyways, I have a soft spot for ones that aren’t so much mean as they are witty. For example, “you mom is so fat” is rather unfortunate, whereas “your mum wears athletic socks with her...