Impeach the Muffins

i walk up stairs on tip toes, cause i’m too lazy lower my foot completley each time.

i obsessively wash my hands after touching paint or dust.

i chew my nails, and deny it

sometimes i silence my opinion so i seem more normal.

i talk about art to seem like an intellectual

and food to seem worldley

I dont say my real opinion on some stuff, so people dont deem me shallow and superficial.

i like the jonas brothers. so average, i know.

persian rugs are ugly. end of conversation.

i sleep on the couch for the sake of bieng in the middle of everything

i qoute juno and Bon Qui Qui to make myself laugh and leave everyone staring and clueles

i like to appear drifty and out of touch as an angle for eaves dropping.

i write confessional poems, because i really want you to laugh, and i want my magazine! tee hee hee! Honest to blog!

Have you ever really thought about how we word our joy or anger? “I’m mad at you!” As if you are at the person. But “I’m so happy with you!” As if someone’s positive atittude brings a sort of shared joy. See?

Anger is reserved for distancing in a sort. Like, you make me mad and I want nothing to do with you! That is, as opposed to, I’m happy, with you and I want to be together!

It so sconfusing! Good deeds bring people together, bad deeds push them apart, but not far enough apart to resist expressing their dipleasure! Like,”I reaallly do not want to be here, but I am at your doorstep to tell you that you suck.” BIIIIGGGG differnce, see?

Well while you ponder….. (scroll over de’ food! )

alrightey folks! Here is I with some news for yee. I’ve been thinkin about my whole boycotting unilever thing, and to anextent my sad little campaign is fairly dull. Sad, I know. So to spice stuff up I have decided to maybe give some more details bout my stuff. So comin from the Halfbaked (R) factory, we have our list of hmmm… how do you say…. basic Rights

1. Ooo lets start with… Self Respect

2. Enjoy the Now

3. Love yourself, without having to buy stuff

4. Promote good self esteem in your area

5. Dont follow the rules please!

Not Rules

!.  Smile at a stranger, please

@. Call your grandma, she wants to say hi.

#. Say hi to yourself in the morning, it’s good to wake up to a freindly face.

%. Do something positive!

It’s not important, the turmoils of the road along the journey. What matters is where you end up! As a wise English teacher once told me, “the end justifies the means.”

Now get a move on twinkle toes and start makin some change!

xoxoxoxo

gotta draw a landscape,

delia

squidsyd7 (10:05:16 PM): whats the dinner?

daffodilsnluv (10:05:30 PM): dessert: cookie dough ice cream on a brownie, generously doused in hard shelll chocolate sauce!

squidsyd7 (10:05:37 PM): wowee

daffodilsnluv (10:05:52 PM): dinner: arugala w/ honey, peaches, goat cheese and minus 8 vinegar!

squidsyd7 (10:05:59 PM): yumm

daffodilsnluv (10:06:12 PM): youbetcha!

it is only nightime where my usually comforting open armed expanse of sky scares me like a mysterious yet beutiful beyond comprehension scares me. I think it is because it is love.

hmmm okay gals and guys, I started this group on facebook, called Boycott Unilever: End the Hypocrisy! yay! sooo if ya love da cause then join me gals, in the REAL quest for self esteem!

I feel like I am going to vomit. Why, you ask? The culprit is Fair and Lovely skin cream. I want to scream and cry, it’s just so WRONG! I am feeling all these emotions at once, fear, shock, worry , horror, all sorts of realizations of my naivety, how naive am I? I typically pride myself on being all knowing, a promoter of reality checks and soul and passion and inner beauty! I feel sooo PASSIONATE about this. The ads make me ache so deep in my haert I want to break the window of that big corporate office, I want to drag them to the slums and pull apart th eeyelids, and force them to SEE. They need to SEE the harm they have created, they need to SEE the girls who cry at night because they look the way they are supposed to! I just don’t understand! Some one needs to hear me, because this is wrong. And guess who makes it? Oh yeah, none other than big ol’ “real beauty” promoter Unilever, the makers of DOVE!!! I know, I cant beleive it! Real Beauty my ass! Their adds are full of money-making fascist shit! (Please darling, do excuse my French!) I just dont understand!

WHY? WHY? WHY?

This is so wrong!!!!

So next time ou go out and buy bronzer, or Fair and Lovely just think to yourself, “Why the hell am I doing this? So I can look like a photoshopped touched up model/actress who never actually used the product the media is for cing me to buy?”

Don’t Shun

Be Generous in your love

Boycott Dover and Unilever, whatever the hell it takes to fricken’ surgically open the eyes of these fat corporate men who make the commercials and probably abuse the models and their eighth tropht wife!

To hell with it all I’m moving to Mars for god’s sake! I just can’t take it!!!!! My head is pounding with ideas and emotions. Please someone help me. I’ve never felt like this in my life. i’ve never felt this hopeless, this manipulated, fooled and tricked by the ads and society! It’s VOMIT-INDUCING!

i want to scream and cry just to make somebody listen, I don’t even know what to do, should I cry? pray? write a letter that will never get read and if it does, likely end up in the incinerator? I jaut don’t know any more. I, know it all me, though that I had all the answers. I ovbiously don’t have all the answers anymore.

I NEED A HUG

grammy, you, my best freind are someone who can change the world. Won’t you please hepl me. i love you.

But in all hoonesty I feel like my world is crashing down.

All the money it rook to make those god damned ads could ahve easily gone to helping children and thier families escape the poverty line, helping them live beautifully, in love with the earth, living life as a gift, not a curse.

Now that, my friend, is what I call Real Beauty.

Meow meow Meow Meow!

The reasons why i love you!!!

 1. You are nice

2. You are pretty

3. You take the time to read my blog

4. You have never lied to me (lets keep it thta way) { : ) }

 The small things in life that I am greatful for:

(in no particular order)

~Whimsy stcks with kristie

~ beautiful flowers

~ Embarrassingly ugly flowers (reality check here people!)

~ Bees (another reality check, think of how much they do foro you in thier     short little lifetimes!)

~My friend Molly, her strenghth carries me through it all (xoxoxo u know i love you)

~ Goats in New Zealand and lamb chops.

~ My sister let me read her story yesterday. im flattered.

~the nice senior girls i idolize in the film club. here’s looking @ you Lena)

~ the little infamous black notebooks that I have yet to recieve.

~ Wind

~ Sea

~puffy cloud that look like cotton balls nd popcorn

~ Life

~ You. You are actually a very decent person you know. Take it from me. i (know i) would. know.

well time for my beddy bye now

xoxox

love ya sugar and you know it!!

Bye!!! : )