Impeach the Muffins
Hey, my name is Cordelia.

"I find it hard to believe you don't know
The beauty that you are
But if you don't let me be your eyes"

i'm in gryffindor!
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Fair and Lovely, Dove Real Beauty & My Deep hatred for Unilever.
2nd June 2008

I feel like I am going to vomit. Why, you ask? The culprit is Fair and Lovely skin cream. I want to scream and cry, it’s just so WRONG! I am feeling all these emotions at once, fear, shock, worry , horror, all sorts of realizations of my naivety, how naive am I? I typically pride myself on being all knowing, a promoter of reality checks and soul and passion and inner beauty! I feel sooo PASSIONATE about this. The ads make me ache so deep in my haert I want to break the window of that big corporate office, I want to drag them to the slums and pull apart th eeyelids, and force them to SEE. They need to SEE the harm they have created, they need to SEE the girls who cry at night because they look the way they are supposed to! I just don’t understand! Some one needs to hear me, because this is wrong. And guess who makes it? Oh yeah, none other than big ol’ “real beauty” promoter Unilever, the makers of DOVE!!! I know, I cant beleive it! Real Beauty my ass! Their adds are full of money-making fascist shit! (Please darling, do excuse my French!) I just dont understand!

WHY? WHY? WHY?

This is so wrong!!!!

So next time ou go out and buy bronzer, or Fair and Lovely just think to yourself, “Why the hell am I doing this? So I can look like a photoshopped touched up model/actress who never actually used the product the media is for cing me to buy?”

Don’t Shun

Be Generous in your love

Boycott Dover and Unilever, whatever the hell it takes to fricken’ surgically open the eyes of these fat corporate men who make the commercials and probably abuse the models and their eighth tropht wife!

To hell with it all I’m moving to Mars for god’s sake! I just can’t take it!!!!! My head is pounding with ideas and emotions. Please someone help me. I’ve never felt like this in my life. i’ve never felt this hopeless, this manipulated, fooled and tricked by the ads and society! It’s VOMIT-INDUCING!

i want to scream and cry just to make somebody listen, I don’t even know what to do, should I cry? pray? write a letter that will never get read and if it does, likely end up in the incinerator? I jaut don’t know any more. I, know it all me, though that I had all the answers. I ovbiously don’t have all the answers anymore.

I NEED A HUG

grammy, you, my best freind are someone who can change the world. Won’t you please hepl me. i love you.

But in all hoonesty I feel like my world is crashing down.

All the money it rook to make those god damned ads could ahve easily gone to helping children and thier families escape the poverty line, helping them live beautifully, in love with the earth, living life as a gift, not a curse.

Now that, my friend, is what I call Real Beauty.







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