- “I’m so awesome, I vomit glitter!”
- Shmexy Penguin
- “who wants to eat pancakes at the library? I DOO!!”
- “I’m going to make a playlist fo rmy plants”
- “How come no one loves pluto anymore? I love you, and its ok pluto, im not a planet either!”
- “is he like, half adopted?”
- “I dont ell alot of people this, so keep it on the dl, but im pro at pretending to be a jellyfish trainer!”
-“friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die!” :(
- “its ok, that was the expected reaction, most people do the same thing once i tell them I’m clinically awesome.”